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I'm Supposed To Be At A Wedding
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Apparently, I'm supposed to be at at wedding... Right about now in fact! Which is the first I've heard of it...!

I got an SMS from an old friend saying "Are you the Paul J on the guest list at Craig's wedding? If so, where are you???"

I said "Criag's wedding is today??? Where is it???"

I had half a plan to jump into my car and race over to it... Except it's in Hamilton, a good three and a half drive from here. D'oh!

I'm almost 100% sure I never saw the invite, and I'm also more than 100% sure I never RSVPed. As far as I can recall, the last I heard about was Craig asking me for some of our old friend's email addresses etc. so he could invite them... That was at least three months ago. I see Craig about once every five years, so in fact I was surprised to be invited...

I was wondering why Doug (fellow old University chum) was in the country, I thought he was just here for the Summer break, from his current home in London. Now if only he'd said "Will I see you at Craig's wedding?" just once ;-)

So.... What wedding present says "I'm sorry I missed your wedding although in my defence I don't think I ever saw an invite!"

This is my place setting apparently:

(As MMSed to me by old friend Julie...)
I'm going to have to have a wedding and invite him to make up for it!

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Or... Incredibly friggin' stupid on someone's part! Possibly mine...

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