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The Contents Of My Crumpler (AKA My Aching Back)
Milkshake
maxcelcat
I was wondering why my Crumpler (a "commuter bag", hence forth to be known as the "Man Bag") was getting so heavy. So I emptied it right now...


This is the entire contents of it. Feel free to sing along to the tune of "the Twelve Days Of Christmas" :-)

In no particular order:

The bag in Question:

(Sorry about the focus, my phone camera's a bit crap.)

Various pills, lip balms and lense cleaners:


Two badges, some ear plugs and a keyring:


Four books and a magazine (and Milkshakes foot):


Seven random pieces of paper:


Nine packets of gum, three packets of lozenges, and Schnitzel's tail!:


Two spiral notebooks:


Two sew on patches (know anyone with a serious sewing machine?):


Five ball point pens, two calling birds, three turtle doves... er...:


A USB Key, a radio and a PayPal security dongle:


Rubbish (mostly gum wrappers):


Prescription RayBan sunglasses and case:


Stapler, mint in box!:


A roll of Culture Jammer stickers:


A Geelong train timetable:


Various public transport maps and timetables, about three months worth of Far Side desk calendar pages:


Tissues!:


A twenty cent piece:


Umbrella and cover:


And finally the whole lot!!!!!:


Should you be REALLY REALLY interested, you can click on any of the above for a bigger verion :-)

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ok, now I think you're a woman!

(Anonymous)
Paul, last time we met (couple of years ago) I wondered what you had done to the Paul I used to know, then when I went to your b'day party on Brunswick street I saw MY paul, but this female Paul... where's the kitchen sink?
I have two kids, and our bad isn't as full as yours.
Perhaps a trip to the chiro to set your back straight is in order!

Nice to take a look :)

Fabs

pathological hoarding

(Anonymous)
This was my version of your post.

http://gervorama.blogspot.com/2007/11/my-new-handbaggetting-rid-of-my-baggage.html

You are WAYYYYYY more hardcore than me.

Re: pathological hoarding

That hardly comes close!

(Who is this, BTW?)

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