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Drawing of a trike
"Borrowed" from evildoom_bunny.

1. Your real name:
Paul Johanson. It's not like I've made it a secret out here on the internetz

2. Your GaNgStA Name: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Paulizzle. That doesn't work, too many vowels. For shizzle. Could I be MC Blokey Bloke instead? Or is that a rap name?

3. YOUR SPY NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Cat. Wait, I've seen that at least three times on this very meme! Ok, how about... Red Wombat?

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live on)
Marcus Clarke. Wait, that's my Famous Australian Historian name.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Johpa. Hey, that kinda works. These are not the droids you're looking for.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Red Water. Er... that just sounds like an algal bloom.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name)
Ah. That doesn't work. This meme is broken.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names):
Wait, you expect me to know my parents middle names? OK, reaches into brain and comes back with... Rowland Margarette.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Schnitzel. Oh dear. Something has been overcooked! Note to self: need more pets. Another note to self: give more pets less silly names.

10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet & the name of the street you grew up on)
Panda Kenny. Bwahahahahahha! Sounds like a the sort of name a Japanese pornstar would chose before going on to invent the helicopter fuck...

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Which of my new names inspired that laughter?

Oh Panda Kenny, Oh, oh oh, keep going, it's sooo good, Oooh Panda you're SOOO big.. :D :D :D

Yeah, although Panda's aren't really the sexiest creatures I can think of. The sexiest creature I can think of is... A naked human female :-)

See above! Same question!

2, 6, 9 and 10. Especially 9. Wahahaha.

I think I might use Panda Kenny, it has a certain... Something :-)

this is hysterical, specially number 5 - sounds very much like the russian word for arse

All the more reason to start using it as a knick-name :-)

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